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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

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spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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whitedad:

We could be married and i’d still wait a couple minutes to text u back so i dont look clingy

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apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

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